Oh my God, people, get this: I never used Google Scholar because I always suspected that nobody ever cited my research and didn’t want to have my feelings hurt by being reminded of that. But I just put my name through Google Scholar and it turns out that I’m cited all over the place. OK, maybe not all over the place, but still. People are using my research.
It’s totally cool to see people write things like “American literary scholars such as [ME, ME, ME] have analyzed [THIS AND THAT AND SOMETHING ELSE].”
I’m like seriously important now.

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