Who’s Next?

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Clarissa

March 19, 2014

The situation in Ukraine is tragic, not funny, but there are times when I just have to laugh. The official Russian news agency RIA has issued a statement that the US and the EU have violated the Budapest Accords granting Ukraine’s sovereignty, by staging a coup in Ukraine.

Russia is now, apparently, defending Ukraine’s sovereignty from American aggressors by annexing the Crimea.

First, the Russians said they invaded to defend Ukraine from ultra-nationalists.

When none could be found, they were defending Ukraine from anti-Semites.

When none could be found, they were defending Ukraine from German Nazis.

When none could be found, they started defending Ukraine from American spies.

I wonder who the Russians will be defending Ukraine from when no American spies will be located.

Any guesses? A group of evil Zionists? A bunch of Muslim terrorists? A band of terrifying Quebec nationalists?

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12 responses to “Who’s Next?”

¡No Pasarán! (@nopasa)

March 19, 2014

Do we send in the Airborne now, or do we wait until they absorb parts of Romania?

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1. Clarissa
  
  March 19, 2014
  
  Honestly, I thing this game is lost, and the Russian Federation has emerged as the new world superpower while the US, as we say in Russian, will be smoking nervously in the corner.
  
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AcademicLurker

March 19, 2014

I wonder who the Russians will be defending Ukraine from when no American spies will be located.

Bloggers…

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1. Clarissa
  
  March 19, 2014
  
  Yes, that’s definitely started already. 🙂
  
  I have the smartest readers EVER.
  
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Crash Test Dummy

March 19, 2014

Pussy Riot, Femen, George Soros?

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1. Clarissa
  
  March 19, 2014
  
  Definite possibilities. Especially Soros whom everybody loves to hate for some reason. 🙂
  
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J. Otto Pohl

March 19, 2014

Well evidently here is what is next.

http://jpohl.blogspot.com/2014/03/the-ethnic-cleansing-begins-again.html

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1. Clarissa
  
  March 19, 2014
  
  This is really horrible news. I really hoped it wouldn’t come to this. :-(((((((((((((
  
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  1. Clarissa
    
    March 19, 2014
    
    There are very strong anti-Muslim feelings in Russia which are not present in Ukraine. I now fear for the Tatars.
    
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JE

March 19, 2014

“Russia is now, apparently, defending Ukraine’s sovereignty from American aggressors by annexing the Crimea.”

That’s one of the oldest one in the book. Ceasar is estimated to have killed about 1/3 of the population of Gaul while “defending it against a germanic invasion”.

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Jones

March 20, 2014

“I wonder who the Russians will be defending Ukraine from when no American spies will be located. Any guesses? … A band of terrifying Quebec nationalists?”

Careful — you might confuse the PQ rank-and-file into willingly throwing open their institutions to Poutine. 🙂

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1. Clarissa
  
  March 20, 2014
  
  “Careful — you might confuse the PQ rank-and-file into willingly throwing open their institutions to Poutine.”
  
  – The joke of the week. 🙂 🙂
  
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