After I published the last post, I spent the next hour ranting about how I’m worried that some Russian idiot is going to take a shot or drop a bomb at Americans and we’ll all be in deep shit, and N still has a Russian passport, and we should all take my father’s Jewish last name because remember Japanese interment camps?
“Don’t worry,” N says. “If the Russians start shooting, Obama will just apologize for a while and it will all be fine.”

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