Birthday Celebrations

So I dressed up in my new very frilly, very red blouse, did my hair, painted my nails with the nail polish I received as a Birthday gift from the best friend in the world, and set out to wander around stores, buying gifts for myself.

Among the gifts I bought is this curiously named “Bible study pen” and the International Socialist Review. These gifts seem counterintuitive given how I feel about both Bible study and socialism but I love multi-ink pens to the point of obsession and I always buy the Socialist magazine because I believe that variety of opinion is crucial and needs to be supported, especially when the dissenting voices are in such an obvious minority.

Now I will underline the Socialist articles with my Bible pen. That will be very groovy. Or is it zany?