I just unsubscribed from my favorite Russian cooking site because it posted a recipe called “Crimean meat pies.” For the 8 years of the website’s existence, it never mentioned the Crimea. And now, all of a sudden, it has to?
You may think I’m paranoid, but the way Russian mass media have been sticking sly references to the Crimea into absolutely everything is very obnoxious.
“Here is an astrological prognosis for this summer. The stars show that the only place it is safe to travel is the Crimea.”
“Asparagus goes perfectly with this ragout. You can say it belongs to the ragout like the Crimea belongs to Russia.”
“The character completes his journey after vanquishing all of his enemies and returns home in triumph just like the Crimea returned to Russia.”
Something tells me that soon we will hear “Alaska” in the same contexts in the Russian media and them you’ll understand my annoyance.

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