First, Putin made an ass of himself by outlawing lingerie. Then he made hungry asses of all Russians by outlawing imports of food. And then he made asses out of goats by outlawing the import of goat sperm Russian farmers use to inseminate goats.
This will show ’em Yanks!
I kinda like Putin…he sort of treats Obama, like a dis-honest heir to the throne…
he knows President Obama is here for just a bit more time, while Putin tries to imagine…who’s next?
He’s not alone, American ponders that too!
Personally, I would like to see a big dude, hairy, bearded…a bear wrestler from Alaska with a PHD in Astronomy and a big American Eagle tattooed on his forehead…perhaps his name could be Boris. Yeah, that’s it, someone Putin could bond with! LOL
…..Observer Jules (after a long, long, day!…..
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Wait, Putin outlawed lingerie? Huh?
I guess he wants more commandos for his war on Ukraine!
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“Wait, Putin outlawed lingerie?”
– Oh yeah. It’s bad for women’s health, that’s why.
“I guess he wants more commandos for his war on Ukraine!”
– But I like this explanation more. 🙂 🙂 Thank you, you made me laugh.
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So, he didn’t outlaw all underwear, just the sexy stuff?
Putin should be the least popular person in Russia over this.
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Yes, he just outlawed the lacy kind. people are coming up with inventive ways of smuggling it over the border.
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I’d wondered if he’d been reading that idiot frenchman who thinks bras should be banned, because they cause cancer and make breasts droop (one gets the distinct impression he thinks the latter is the bigger sin!) However, I find the commando explanation to be far superior. 😀
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“Rebels in Eastern Ukraine, separatist forces” -Putin would be very happy with this article.
I am yet to see a single Western publication that doesn’t mouth Putin’s propaganda word for word.
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Speaking of “asses”, check out the zonkey — a recent arrival at the Crimean zoo. “google knows … “
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The zonkey is very cute. Maybe asses sperm would suit the Russian goats…
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