Clarissa's Blog

Having a kid takes no particular skill. It just takes fucking and then waiting.

For men, yes. But sometimes – albeit extremely rarely – women also participate in the process of child-bearing. And strange creatures that they are, they just can’t manage to limit their participation in the whole thing to the much more  reasonable fucking and waiting. I know this one broad, and just get this, she is such a drama queen that instead of just fucking and waiting, like a man (i.e. the measure of all things in existence) would do, she had to go get herself gestational hypertension, gestational diabetes, gestational periodontitis, and finally PUPPPS which covered her entire body with suppurating pustules that left scars the idiot will have forever! And all this instead of just fucking and waiting. Totally ridiculous.