The Mystery Robber

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Clarissa

January 2, 2015

So my stylist’s salon kept getting robbed. And the neighboring small businesses also kept getting robbed. The police wasn’t managing to catch the criminal because the robberies were done very professionally and there were no clues left.

So the stylist decided to take matters into her own hands, bought a secret surveillance camera online* and installed it in the salon. The next time the robber came, the camera filmed him.

And who do you think it was? It was a local police officer. He was so professional precisely because he was a professional. His colleagues had no knowledge that was superior to his, so they couldn’t catch him.

We have no crime in this town, so you can’t say that our police is overextended. It’s just that they don’t want to be bothered a whole lot, and citizens have to take matters into their own hands. At least, they did wake up for five minutes and arrested the robber after the stylist caught him.

* Somebody was asking who will do the policing work in the future. Here is the answer.

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7 responses to “The Mystery Robber”

Shakti

January 2, 2015

Of course it was someone nobody* would suspect.
*In the game of cops and robbers, he was a cop! And a robber!

Somebody was asking who will do the policing work in the future. Here is the answer.
I don’t see the police going away for the Walton family or large corporations or banks. Of course they can easily hire private security.

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1. Clarissa
  
  January 2, 2015
  “I don’t see the police going away for the Walton family or large corporations or banks. ”
  
  Oh, they did that a long time ago. Very rich people can murder, rape children, commit all kinds of horrible crimes but they never go to jail. Do you know about that oil tycoon who murdered people in front of a bunch of witnesses but got off because he kept buying one trial after another? One of his victims was a little girl. I read a whole book on him once and saw him on TV. The guy just very calmly purchased justice and nobody batted an eyelash. He was also famous for giving his wife a necklace where the words “Rich Bitch” were spelled in diamonds.
  
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T._Cullen_Davis
  
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  1. Shakti
    
    January 2, 2015
    
    Oh, they did that a long time ago. Very rich people can murder, rape children, commit all kinds of horrible crimes but they never go to jail.
    I meant in the sense of “Can I call someone else to use force and resources on behalf?”, not “will the police turn a blind eye to crimes I might commit?” I haven’t heard of this guy but I did hear about a hedge fund manager who committed a hit and run but was only charged with a misdemeanor. He got a year’s probation with charity with 45 days of charity work. Let me know if the cop gets off lightly.
    
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Bowrag

January 2, 2015

That is disheartening.

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cliff arroyo

January 3, 2015

My mother always said that police and criminals are largely the same (that is the same personality profile is attracted to both and which side a person lands on is largely a matter of upbringing and character).

That’s one reason she always stressed the importance of utter courtesy to police. You don’t have to like (or respect) them but be courteous.

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Vic Crain

January 5, 2015

Actually, there have been psychology studies comparing police and criminals and finding them to be very similar. Of course, we have to put this episode into the context of a small suburban St. Louis police department — and, well, gee, haven’t we had a number of stories about them recently? Is there a special problem with the people these little departments recruit?

Clarissa, would you mind if I mention this episode (with or without citation as you prefer) is a discussion group on Yahoo in which I’m involved?

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1. Clarissa
  
  January 5, 2015
  
  Yes, go ahead. It’s that same case you found online in your comment that has been quarantined. The blog doesn’t let through comments that mention my university.
  
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