ISIS Against Russia

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Clarissa

January 15, 2015

As you probably know, ISIS posted a video yesterday, showing a 10 – year-old boy executing two Russian men. The video identified the two men as FSB (former KGB) agents.

This is not getting any coverage in Russia because Russians have found themselves in a weird situation. One the one hand, Russia is fighting a war to repel the hated West with its “degenerate values.” On the other, Russia is still lumped with the West when it comes to killing Western hostages. So now Russians are left without a narrative where they could fit two Russian hostages slaughtered by ISIS.

It must also be embarrassing to lose two people to ISIS two seconds after engaging in a collective mocking of the victims of the terror attacks in France.

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19 responses to “ISIS Against Russia”

musteryou

January 15, 2015

The smartest terrorists are those who can use the victims’ own narratives against the victims. That is really the perfection of terrorism.

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valter07

January 15, 2015

—So now Russians are left without a narrative where they could fit two Russian hostages slaughtered by ISIS.

There is really no ISIS. What is known as ISIS is in fact a branch of CIA, employed a) to create chaos in the Middle East and weaken everybody and ensure US hegemony and b) to scare Europe into uniting around the US in the only REAL battle there is – between the Great Russian Civilization and the Fascist Decadent West.

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1. Clarissa
  
  January 15, 2015
  
  Wow. You are good. It’s kind of scary just how good you are at this.
  
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  1. valter07
    
    January 15, 2015
    
    Thank you… Too bad it is not easy to insert pictures here. There are some nice Russian (de?)motivators and bumper stickers. Like “We marched to Berlin once, we can march into Washington as well”…
    
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    1. Clarissa
      
      January 15, 2015
      
      “There are some nice Russian (de?)motivators and bumper stickers. Like “We marched to Berlin once, we can march into Washington as well”…”
      
      Are you serious?? The poor freaks are even worse off than I thought.
      
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      1. valter07
        
        January 15, 2015
        
        Google this particular phrase in Cyrillic, and switch to Google Images… I’ve also seen one with Volgograd/Stalingrad Mother-Homeland statue holding the chopped head of the Statue of Liberty like the head of the Medusa Gorgona, etc.
        
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      2. valter07
        
        January 15, 2015
        
        I meant: Дошли до Берлина – дойдем и до Вашингтона.
        
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        cliff arroyo
        
        January 15, 2015
        
        но мы еще не можем сделать сыра..
        
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        valter07
        
        January 15, 2015
        
        Who cares. They capture all the cheese there is in Washington…
        
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        Clarissa
        
        January 15, 2015
        
        Cheese is anti-Russian anyway. Let’s eat bryukva instead. Not that anybody has seen it or knows what it is.
        
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        cliff arroyo
        
        January 16, 2015
        
        “Cheese is anti-Russian anyway. Let’s eat bryukva instead”
        
        Putin aide: Sir, the people are desperate, they have no cheese!
        
        Putin: Then let them eat turnips!
        
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        Clarissa
        
        January 16, 2015
        
        Actually, that’s precisely the kind of thing Russians are saying very seriously.
        
        Is bryukva simply a turnip?? I had no idea. To me, it was always just one of those weird Russian things.
        
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        Clarissa
        
        January 16, 2015
        
        Turnips are one of the things I never ate before emigrating.
        
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        valter07
        
        January 16, 2015
        
        No-no-no. Cheese is not anti-Russian. Cheese has sacral importance for the Great Russian Civilization, and all cheese-producing places will be treated accordingly.
        
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        Clarissa
        
        January 16, 2015
        
        Shit, I forgot! Peter the Great was baptized in a cheese shop in France!
        
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        valter07
        
        January 16, 2015
        
        In Holland, not in France… But this does not matter, all these cheese-shops have to be liberated!
        
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        Clarissa
        
        January 16, 2015
        
        I heard Vermont makes some good sacral cheese. Hmm…
        
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        cliff arroyo
        
        January 16, 2015
        
        “Is bryukva simply a turnip?? I had no idea. To me, it was always just one of those weird Russian things.”
        
        Actually, it depends. The ones that are yellow instide are rutabagas (some pronounce it almost like routerbager). In Britain they’re called Swede (uncountable since they’re usually served there mashed up like potatoes). I used to slice them up like french fries and fry it.
        
        I used turnips because I thought that sounded funnier in that example Turnips in the US are white with purplish tops. Usually they’re used chopped up in little cubes in other things, like soups. The greens of course are slow cooked with pork fat in the South.
        
        I was actually surprised when i realized turnips and rutabagas aren’t really eaten in Eastern Europe (except in times of extreme harship).
        
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n8chz

January 15, 2015

There is not some law of the universe to the effect that the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

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