More Russians Needed!

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Clarissa

February 4, 2015

I wish more idiot Russians came over to the blog and I could insult them in a wide variety of languages like I just did with a freak who has the gall to identify as “Russian_and_Proud.”

Russians, do me a favor. Come here and be kicked and humiliated by me. This makes me feel good. I know many languages, and I can swear like a drunken sailor in all of them.

Any decent person who has the great misfortune of being Russian experiences shame and horror today. It took my husband a month to write a letter to the Russian Embassy because he’d get to the phrase, “I, such and such, am a citizen of the Russian Federation” and just couldn’t proceed. Because he’s normal and he’s ashamed of belonging to such a horrible country and such horrible, vicious people.

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8 responses to “More Russians Needed!”

musteryou

February 4, 2015

Shame and horror “works” on superficial people. You can make them feel ashamed and horrified regarding themselves. On deeper people, it creates a deeper wound. That injury in turn becomes part of a political dialectic. This may be for better or worse, but is probably a combination of these.

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1. Clarissa
  
  February 4, 2015
  
  Bashing them is great fun. 🙂
  
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  1. musteryou
    
    February 4, 2015
    
    Perhaps so.
    
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Jones

February 4, 2015

Perkele! Vittu!

(because you need more swearing in Finnish 🙂 )

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1. Clarissa
  
  February 4, 2015
  
  Yes, Finnish will definitely work. The Soviet defeat in the war with Finland in 1939 still rankles with the Russians.
  
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  1. Jones
    
    February 5, 2015
    
    You may appreciate this then …
    
    “Kasakkapartio” — Yhteinen sävel 2009:
    
    It’s a piece by Kerkko Koskinen/Ultra Bra and company
    called “Cossack Party”, and although it’s in Finnish, I think
    you might get the general gist … 🙂
    
    Also, I sorta dig Paula Koivuniemi, and this is one of my favourites:
    
    “Mustat silmat” — Paula Koivuniemi:
    
    🙂
    
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cliff arroyo

February 5, 2015

If it’ll help I volunteer to become Russian for this post Клифф Арройский

(hmmmm, getting into character, clearing throat)

“Oh you bad Ukrainian! Why are you bad Ukrainians all nazis now? We good Russians do sooooo much for you but you are so ungrateful!
Join us back in Russia where you belong and be happy under our new tsar, he gives us potatoes and only whips us when we deserve it! Don’t you want nice potatoes you bad Ukrainian?”

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1. Clarissa
  
  February 5, 2015
  
  Hilarious. 🙂 Клифф Арройский is very convincing. 🙂
  
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