The new thing on Russian TV is that the soldiers fighting on the Ukrainian side in Debaltseve are black. Meaning, African black. Or, rather, African-American black. Hordes of these black Ukrainian soldiers are supposedly running around Debaltseve*, scaring Russian-speaking old ladies and their little granddaughters. The black soldiers are obviously all drunk and they are breaking into the apartments of peaceful white folks to rob them.
No footage has been offered in support of the “witness statements” by the scared Russian-speaking old ladies but I’m eagerly awaiting the creation of that footage. I thought that nothing could equal the Russian story about Ukrainian children supposedly killing all of the birds that have red and blue plumage because of how much they hate the colors of the Russian flag**. But I was wrong.
* Debaltseve is a small town in Ukraine where Russian terrorists are on the offensive in spite of the cease-fire.
** In case you just fell off a tree and feel disoriented, the birds are fine. Nobody touched them.

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