John Schindler Is a Facile Fool

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Clarissa

February 25, 2015

The stupid loser John Schindler who blogs at the website called XXCommittee says that I’m “someone who pretends to be an American and fanatical supporter of Ukraine.” In reality, he suggests, I work for the Kremlin. There is a whole investigation conducted by one of his equally dense fans into who I am. They seem to have arrived at a conclusion that WordPress belongs to Serbia.

Poor facile freak. He writes endless screeds and countless tweets promoting Putin’s goals and then sees Kremlin agents under every piece of furniture.

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12 responses to “John Schindler Is a Facile Fool”

AcademicLurker

February 25, 2015

In reality, he suggests, I work for the Kremlin.

The KGB never disbanded. Instead, its agents went underground and moved the the United States to teach Spanish to college students as part of a sinister master plan for world domination.

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1. Clarissa
  
  February 25, 2015
  “The KGB never disbanded. Instead, its agents went underground and moved the the United States to teach Spanish to college students as part of a sinister master plan for world domination.”
  
  You just totally blew my cover, here! My next payout from the Kremlin might never arrive and I was so counting on it to buy some birdseed.
  
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Stille (@aperfectbalance)

February 25, 2015

I once had a discussion with the dude on Twitter after he arrived to the opinion that 60% of Romanians would rather live under Ceausescu on the basis of a newssite poll. If he’s in any way representative of US “alphabet-soup places”, Eastern Europe is so fucked.

Seriously, Clarissa, half an hour on your blog and 5 minutes on google is enough to find out your real name and everything, and Mr. Secret Service is being all like “someone who pretends to be an American and fanatic supporter of Ukraine”? Either he just likes to feel like he leads an interesting life or he’s a complete fucking idiot. I can only hope that the reason why he’s an ex spook is that he got fired.

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1. Clarissa
  
  February 25, 2015
  
  Yes, this is the quality of American spies. 🙂
  
  And when did I ever pretend to be American? My Twitter profile says “Canadian – Ukrainian.” At least, I could be accused of pretending to be Canadian. I feel very slighted in my Canadian patriotism, and it’s kind of hard to have both Canadian and Ukrainian patriotisms inflamed at the same time. 🙂
  
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  1. Stille (@aperfectbalance)
    
    February 25, 2015
    
    Just take it in stride, you’re apparently a mystery blonde from a spy novel now. You can’t expect our grizzled antihero to make the difference between US and Canada or Russia and Ukraine.
    
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    1. Clarissa
      
      February 25, 2015
      
      “grizzled antihero” – This is just brilliant. 🙂 🙂
      
      A grizzled antihero against a mystery blonde that came from the cold carrying secret messages from the Kremlin.
      
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2. Shakti
  
  February 25, 2015
  
  This is hilarious. Of course Clarissa is a spy. Only spies can manage to have affairs without copious photographic evidence.
  If Clarissa is a spy, I’m B613. :p
  
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  1. Clarissa
    
    February 25, 2015
    
    “If Clarissa is a spy, I’m B613”
    
    Oh, come on. Everybody knows you are B614. 🙂
    
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NG

February 25, 2015

Of course, Clarissa is a Russian spy who blogs from the infamous Toronto tunnel near the “Little Kharkov” part of the city during her sabbatical in socialist Canukistan.

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1. Clarissa
  
  February 25, 2015
  
  Oh my God, they found it?? I’m totally losing my touch. This was supposed to be en entryway for the Russian special forces to conquer Toronto. I can’t believe my cover’s been blown!
  
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valter07

February 26, 2015

How do you even know that he is discussing you if his comments are off?
In general I tend to agree with this guy on most issues. What puts me off, though, is his endless ego… “Why aren’t they all listening to meeee???” 🙂

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1. Clarissa
  
  February 26, 2015
  
  Somebody sent me a link to the post that features me. I don’t read the guy normally because he’s so verbose. I only read when somebody sends me a link or retweets him. Right now I’m upset with his constant barrage of criticism directed towards Poroshenko. Poroshenko is very far from perfect but civil unrest is the only thing Putin is hoping for right now.
  
  I’m sure that Schneider is well-meaning but he’s a bumbling fool who has no clue as to what’s really happening, does not understand Ukraine, and just rants stupidly and irresponsibly. One example: there was a HUGE hullabaloo the other day over Poroshenko visiting a weapons expo with crowds of panic-mongers (spear-headed by Schneider) accusing Poroshenko of betrayal and of going there to undermine Ukraine. Then, Poroshenko came back with a very good arms deal. If the idiots had just stopped blathering for a while, they’d understand why it’s important to go to weapon expos during a war. But all they do is create panic and vociferate.
  
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