Don’t Discount Us Just Yet

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At the salon today, I started bashing the new governor of Illinois and noticed that the stylist fell very serious and quiet. Just as I was beginning to wonder whether I was being too subversive for this very conservative region, the stylist erupted in such a passionate radical rant that everything I’d said began to sound very centrist in comparison.

So Southern Illinois shouldn’t be discounted just yet.

P.S. This is  a hugely prestigious stylist who has people queuing up to be styled by her for years, so don’t assume she was trying to please me. She owns this salon and has a huge 7-acre ranch of her own.

P.P.S. I thought it was time to put up a more recent picture of me for a comparison with the old photos. My hair is being colored in this photo, so don’t get too scared by the weird gunk in it. I don’t normally walk around with the gunk.

4 thoughts on “Don’t Discount Us Just Yet

  1. Alice in Wonderland would say, ‘You look beautifuler and beautifuler’!
    Your parents fully agree with her, although we would express it grammatically correctly.
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