A Truly Jewish Snub

Putin is desperate to find people who will agree to come to Russia to celebrate the victory in WWII with him.

So he invited a representative from Israel.

“I’d love to come,” the Israeli said, “but it just so happens that the day falls on Shabbat. And as a practicing Jew, I can’t travel on Shabbat. Besides, I’m already scheduled to travel to Germany on that day.”