Swedes are using Russians’ homophobia to repel them:

 Swedish peace society has come up with a new way of fighting off Russian submarines in the Stockholm archipelago: a subsurface sonar system called ‘The Singing Sailor’, which sends out Morse code and features the message “Welcome to Sweden. Gay since 1944”

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The current wisdom in Russia  (accepted on the level of state law) is that just seeing a gay person might convince one to become gay. So Swedes decided to make good use of this irrational fear.

4 responses to “The Singing Sailor”

  1. valter07 Avatar

    They will still go into Swedish waters, but will get more medals and extra milk (for hazardous conditions).

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      And a special cosmetics bag signed personally by the biker Surgeon. 🙂

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  2. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    Of course the Finns just broadcast underwater Tom of Finland supercuts. 🙂

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  3. Jones Avatar
    Jones

    “One of our submarines … is missing … tonight …
    Seems she ran aground on manoeuvres …”

    “Bye-bye empire, empire bye-bye …
    Tired illusion drown in the night …” 🙂

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