[Millennials]  want something “relational and experiential, oriented toward being present to the spiritual based in the self, the other and the world instead of in structures of belief, belonging and behaving associated with traditional religions.”

Wow, Millennials are crazy smart. I don’t even understand this sentence, and they not only get it but actually want whatever is described here.

16 responses to “Millennials Are Smart”

  1. Crystallizing Chaos Avatar
    Crystallizing Chaos

    I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not. 🙂

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      In this particular case, I can’t tell if I’m being sarcastic either. 🙂

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  2. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    What the fuck is that sentence?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      Your guess is as good as mine.

      But I shouldn’t laugh. I used to be a sucky writer, too.

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    2. Tim Avatar
      Tim

      I think this is an adequate translation:

      “I got no fukkin idea what these people are!”

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  3. Abelard Lindsey Avatar
    Abelard Lindsey

    I’ve had millennials working for me. The ones who are technically competent (engineers, technicians, etc.) are competent and generally have their act together. These make up probably 10% of the millennial population. The ones who have gone to college to receive degrees in the soft fields, who end up working in the “white collar” scene (say, a bank or real estate office) are utterly clueless and incompetent. They cannot be counted on to do their job right. You simply cannot hire these people and maintain a functional business.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      What are “soft fields”?? I hope you are not trying to proffer an underhanded slur of calling my field of Spanish literature “soft.”

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  4. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    What exact time span does one have to be born to be considered millennial?
    Am I, born in 1988, one of them?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Yes, absolutely, Usually, it’s considered to be the generation of people who were born between 1988 and 2000.

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      1. Tim Avatar
        Tim

        Well, then I am all of the above of course 🙂

        Suck it, old people!

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  5. cliff arroyo Avatar

    My guess at a translation: Millenials want to call themselves “spiritual” but they don’t want to have to actually commit to believing in anything in particular.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Man, you’re good. 🙂

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  6. xykademiqz Avatar

    What a bullshit sentence… And not an editor in sight before this was published online.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      And this article is garnering tons of links, as well. I guess many people like this sort of writing.

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      1. el Avatar
        el

        \ And this article is garnering tons of links, as well. I guess many people like this sort of writing.

        Some articles probably become popular precisely because of their vagueness, which enables projection of readers’ beliefs onto the text.

        Most readers wouldn’t have agreed with every point in any clearly expressed stance, but this sort of writing seems ‘smart’ and lets one imagine the article is exactly “what oft was thought, but ne’er so well expressed.”

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          “Some articles probably become popular precisely because of their vagueness, which enables projection of readers’ beliefs onto the text.”

          • This is very profound. I might not be linked to by anybody but I have profound readers. 🙂

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