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Just to clarify: inserting a sex organ into something or inserting something into a sex organ is only sex if done for purposes of sexual gratification. Nobody thinks that women, for instance, have sex with tampons or with the instruments at an OB-GYN’s office, do they?

So it’s not “Cameron had sex with a dead pig” unless he told you he was trying to get off. And hey, what’s with the stultifying prudery? I’m starting to get reminded of the convent school where nuns had a fainting fit when a student crossed her legs. The poor oversexed nuns were convinced this was a way to fornicate.

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  1. cliff arroyo Avatar
    cliff arroyo

    “So it’s not “Cameron had sex with a dead pig” unless he told you he was trying to get off. ”

    But…. what about pity sex? Maybe he was doing it not for himself, but because the pig was going through a rough spell?

    The best remark on this I’ve seen (on twitter): Who knew Black Mirror was a documentary?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Anthem_%28Black_Mirror%29

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    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      🙂 🙂 🙂

      There is so much pearl – clutching about this that I feel the need to keep checking my calendar.

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  2. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Apparently, one of the initiation rites in his fraternity at Oxford was to burn a 50 pound note in front of a beggar.

    That to me is infinitely more disgusting than anything he could do with a dead pig.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      “Apparently, one of the initiation rites in his fraternity at Oxford was to burn a 50 pound note in front of a beggar.”

      • Now, this is fucking disgusting. What a perverted creep.

      It reminds me of a way some of my classmates back in Ukraine used to entertain themselves. Such people are worse pigs than actual pigs.

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  3. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    This also reminds me of something Hunter S. Thompson wrote in ‘Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail’72 ‘.

    *Every hack in the business has used it in times of trouble, and it has even been elevated to the level of political mythology in a story about one of Lyndon Johnson’s early campaigns in Texas. The race was close and Johnson was getting worried. Finally he told his campaign manager to start a massive rumor campaign about his opponent’s life-long habit of enjoying carnal knowledge of his own barnyard sows.

    “Christ, we can’t get a way calling him a pig-fucker,” the campaign manager protested. “Nobody’s going to believe a thing like that.”

    “I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofabitch deny it.”*

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  4. raddledoldtart Avatar
    raddledoldtart

    From the picture circulating, it isn’t possible to tell from the angle if David Cameron was aroused and had a lardon.
    Sorry *hard on.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar
      Clarissa

      Sexual arousal happens at all sorts of times and does not necessarily mean that one is trying to perform a sexual act at that moment.

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