The Chair of the Education Committee – once again, the Education Committee – of the Russian Parliament made a statement that NASA found water on Mars on purpose in order to distract the world’s attention from Putin’s speech at the UN General Assembly.

If after this you don’t feel profound compassion for Obama who has had to spend 1 hour and 40 minutes in a conversation with the source of this idea, I’m not sure you are capable of compassion at all. Obviously, a reasonable conversation is not possible with these people.

3 responses to “The Hidden Purpose of Finding Water on Mars”

  1. cliff arroyo Avatar

    And here I thought it was made to get my hopes up (intelligent life that wants to play video games with us! ruins of ancient cities! the planet itself is a living organism!) for a pretty lame announcement. Water! zzzzzzz

    I then thought it was a way to keep themselves in the news at a time where they’re just not that interesting.

    And then I made a grilled cheese sandwich.

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  2. el Avatar
    el

    Imagine Putin’s face after hearing about the discovery. 🙂

    It would be funny, if it wasn’t so sad. Sad for Putin and for humanity in general, if that’s the state of the world.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Now we know why he was so red in the way and kept stumbling so bad yesterday. Poor fellow hated having to compete with water on Mars.

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