Kansas’ Governor Sam Brownback, also known as Mr Useless Doofus, declared the month of October “Zombie Preparedness Month.”
This seems fitting in a state that was zombified by Brownback ‘ s inept handling of the economy.
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I don’t know which term is funnier — “Mr. Useless Doofus” or “Zombie Preparedness Month.” 🙂
But preparing for zombies can’t be any more useless than the old “duck and cover” nuclear attack drills that schoolchildren used to do a few years back…
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