After seeing groups of kids in costumes in the street, I made a mad dash home and was in time finally to greet trick-or-treaters.

The kids don’t recognize my Ukrainian candy (manufactured at the candy factory of Ukraine’s president, by the way, and massively better than anything you can buy at Walmart), and keep asking, “What is this???”

I knew this would happen but I’m an educator. Everything needs to be an educational opportunity. The lesson here is: if you are too scared to open yourself to new cultural experiences, you might be depriving yourself of something delicious.

Finally, finally I have managed to greet trick-or-treaters.

11 responses to “Educational Halloween”

  1. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    “[They] keep asking, ‘What is this???’” The kids are accompanied by adults, right? — so you won’t get a rock through the window if they’re disappointed.

    BTW, are you sure that have a sufficient supply of candy? It’s possible that, given how screwed up the treat-and-treat scheduling is in Illinois, you might get kids knocking at your door the entire weekend.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Yes, at first I was all, “Go ahead, take several.” But now I’m thinking I need to keep it one piece per kid.

      Bigger kids are alone which is heartening. We are in the safest area ever.

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  2. el Avatar
    el

    Have you seen any kids eating the candy? Did they like it?

    How does the candy look like? What is its name?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      N bought a huge variety. I only hope that no candy with alcohol made it into the mix.

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    2. Shakti Avatar
      Shakti

      When I was a girl and went trick or treating, you did not eat the candy until your parents checked the bag at the end of the night. Once your parents decided they were normal candies, only then were you allowed to eat any of it. I never saw anyone eating candy in the middle of trick or treating.

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  3. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    The main problem that I see here is that any non-American candies will probably have an insufficient amount of sugar.

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    1. Jones Avatar
      Jones

      I assure you that the Northern Italian candies I tended to hand out on Halloween were in fact pretty much all sugar … 🙂

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  4. J. Otto Pohl Avatar

    I love Roshen chocolate. I eat a lot of it every time I go to Bishkek.

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  5. Ol. Avatar
    Ol.

    I noticed that there was much more candy variety when I was a kid. It seems that my son can only collect nestle candy bar and the same sort of lollipops.

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  6. Ol. Avatar
    Ol.

    The candies that can be found at Costco I guess.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I hope the neighbors appreciate the variety I bring to the mix. But who knows, people are very resistant to new experiences around here.

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