Canada’s Next Top Model

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Clarissa

December 17, 2015

Just spent an hour with my sister in Canada looking at the humongous collection of posey, tear-jerking photos of Canada’s new PM Trudeau. The fellow has been in office all of 2 seconds but he already has a bigger portfolio of staged beauty shots than contestants on America’s Next Top Model.

There are no nude photos of Trudeau just yet but it’s early days. Canada’s first reality TV Prime Minister seems to believe that his job is organizing photo ops for himself and every member of his family.

The guy is such a fake.

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13 responses to “Canada’s Next Top Model”

Dreidel

December 17, 2015

Well, you have to admit — he’s a lot better looking than his old man was. His hippie mother “Maggie” was quite a cutie, though, before she went nuts.

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1. Clarissa
  
  December 18, 2015
  
  As I said, my type of man is more manly. Pretty boys are not my thing.
  
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Shakti

December 17, 2015

I snorted at your snark.
My liberal Facebook friends adore him and they’re practically writing googly mashnotes every time they link to a Trudeau story.

He really resembles Zach Braff very strongly. They’re about the same age, and they’ve never been seen in the same place at the same time. Mentioning this produces vehement instant denials. :p

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1. Jones
  
  December 18, 2015
  
  Internet to Justin Trudeau: PICS OR GTFO 🙂
  
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  1. Clarissa
    
    December 18, 2015
    
    He looks and acts like Martin Shkrelli.
    
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michelinewalker

December 17, 2015

I didn’t like the Vogue appearance.

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1. Clarissa
  
  December 18, 2015
  
  Yes, the wife between his legs was very bizarre.
  
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  1. michelinewalker
    
    December 18, 2015
    
    I don’t think it was appropriate. He’s a prime minister not a movie star. I hope someone tells him. He will otherwise erode his credibility.
    
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    1. Clarissa
      
      December 18, 2015
      
      Exactly!
      
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2. Shakti
  
  December 18, 2015
  
  I don’t know why he decided to go in the direction of a perfume ad. It’s not unusual for male politicians to trade on “I am a handsome family man with a beautiful wife and a perfect family life” card, but he really seems to be pushing it much harder than usual. Sometimes the harder they project, the more private ugliness is being covered up.
  
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  1. Clarissa
    
    December 18, 2015
    
    He simply has nothing else to offer. There is no substance to this fellow. He’s simply a rich, self-involved brat.
    
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cliff arroyo

December 18, 2015

I’m not sure if electing a Kardashian was the best idea for Canada….

Maybe a new nickname
KKK (Kanuck Kardashian Kutie)

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