White Guilt

Gosh, can a border guard or two throw this wanker’s passport into his stupid face like they did to me and help him get over his pathetic white guilt?

The linked article belongs to the swelling “I went to a Trump rally and felt superior, here is every boring detail of that inane experience” genre. The author tries to liven up his soporific piece with a dose of racial self-flagellation that is embarrassing to observe.

9 responses to “White Guilt”

  1. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    The illustration for the article couldn’t be more perfect, though — have you EVER seen a drawing that so accurately captures the overwhelming, self-loathing angst of a sensitive, superior, guilt-ridden white liberal?? Also, notice how the all-white man is totally surrounded by an all-black background…

    I hope “The Guardian” paid the artist more than they paid the writer. The artist is the one with talent.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Yes, the artist delivered the message in a powerful way.

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  2. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    But Clarissa, he’s a white male Torontonian (he makes sure you know in the first paragraph) grateful for his universal health care so he can get his rash checked, and his freshman sociology classes so he can gawk at exotic American heartland poverty and hipsters. Would this guy smug at an Albertan, or is it that different?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      That’s a great question. There’s a lot of poverty and desperation in Nova Scotia. Why not go there and snob all over the residents?

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  3. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    By the way, did you know that “ghetto” is a forbidden, racially-charged word now?
    http://www.salon.com/2016/01/11/tarantinos_ghetto_gaffe_his_golden_globes_morricone_speech_does_not_impress/#comments

    So the Jews will have to come up with another word to describe a certain historical unpleasantness in wartime Poland.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      And now a crowd of people will send outraged tweets and feel like they did something politically significant.

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  4. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    I’m a Catholic with an Italian mother. If guilt made one superior I’d be the goddamn master race.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      This is a brilliant comment.

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  5. cliff arroyo Avatar

    OMG This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a week or more!

    “My son’s Guyanese-Canadian teacher and the Muslim Milton scholar I went to high school with and the Sikh writer I squabble about Harold Innis with and my Ishmaeli accountant”

    It’s like the Putn idolatry, can it really be serious?

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