Gosh, Hillary’s daughter is the worst public speaker ever. They should keep her off stage or, at least, not give her any lines.

9 responses to “Chelsea Speaks”

  1. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    There’s simply no reason anybody wants to hear from her on her own merits now.

    She should enjoy her cushy finance job, her husband and her kids.

    But perhaps she’s on stage to demonstrate the candidate is a human being and a good mom and to make Clinton look charismatic by comparison. (After all, when you put almost any politician in a room with Bill Clinton, they look charmless and inept.)

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Hillary should just cry already. The last time she cried, she got a good jump on Obama in the 2008 primary. Of course, the cause of the crying should be vetted carefully.

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      1. Shakti Avatar
        Shakti

        Of course, the cause of the crying should be vetted carefully.

        ROFLMAO.
        I’m not sure that would help.
        I seem to remember Obama letting some tears down his face when he talked about Newtown while announcing some executive orders and of course a bunch of Fox News femmebots decided it was insincere, inappropriate and onion-induced.

        I’m not sure it did anything to boost his support among people who are inclined to agree with them.

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          That’s why I’m saying she should do it now, during the primaries, and not wait until the general election. Something like, “Bernie doesn’t want to help the victims of campus rape! Blink, blink, tear drop, tear drop.

          Of course, now that Obama had to go ahead with his crying, it has been compromised.

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          1. Clarissa Avatar

            I hope that the especially humorless amongst us will understand that this is all meant in jest and will not jump out with angry “Obama cried for real!” rants.

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  2. matt Avatar
    matt

    bernie vs trump. I would 100% endorse this matchup. Would be an insane wake-up to the establishment that things must change.

    🙂

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      “bernie vs trump. I would 100% endorse this matchup.”

      • Of course, you would because the n Trump wins.

      “Would be an insane wake-up to the establishment that things must change.”

      • A billionaire as an establishment-defying agent of change is such a deluded idea that it scares me to see people honestly entertain it.

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    2. Dreidel Avatar
      Dreidel

      Every Presidential election year, some disgruntled political journalist writes an angry article saying in effect, “The system is too broken to be fixed [by which the writer means not progressive enough or not conservative enough, depending on his/her specific partisan bias], so we should let [the other party] elect the worst possible candidate, because this will destroy the current system, and then our side can build a new, ideal system from the ruins.”

      This has always been an absurd fantasy, and fortunately, whenever one party makes the mistake of actually nominating an extremist (e.g., McGovern, Goldwater), a reasonable candidate from the other party gets elected.

      Trump vs. Sanders would be a disastrous choice. To me, Trump as President of the United States is absolutely unthinkable!!! 😦 Sanders as President would also be a total failure for the country.

      I’m still too optimistic to believe that it’s going to come to this.

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      1. Clarissa Avatar

        Me, too. I’m sure people will come to their senses and put workable candidates on the ballot in the general election.

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