Every year at around this time, Putin disappears under mysterious circumstances. My own explanation is that he gets sent back to the factory for a yearly tuning. Other people have surmised that mothership comes for him and takes him back to his planet for further instructions.
Today, the Red Square was suddenly and mysteriously cleared of all visitors. Heavy vehicles surrounded the Kremlin. People are whispering that Putin has had a heart attack. Not that it would change anything since he’s got a few pretty convincing doubles.
I still maintain the factory checkup version.
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