Rauner, a Miniature Trump

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Clarissa

January 28, 2016

There is a simple answer to the question of whether there is such a thing as Trumpism or Trump is a fluke. That answer is Bruce Rauner.

The Governor of Illinois is a millionaire with a ditzy, brainless wife. He is extremely narcissistic and lazy and is known to hold ridiculous childish grudges against people he believes didn’t give him his full measure of respect.

Rauner is unstable, given to unprovoked fits of rage, and sports an ugly little comb over. Rauner enjoys a very lavish lifestyle on the taxpayers’ dime and fakes being religious in an unconvincing sort of way. He also loves to rant about Muslims.

Just like his combover is a tiny version of Trump’s more flamboyant thing, Rauner himself is a miniature Trump. This incompetent and angry fellow offers a preview of what we should expect from Trump.

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3 responses to “Rauner, a Miniature Trump”

Sterculian Rhetoric

January 28, 2016

“…….The Governor of Illinois is a millionaire with a ditzy, brainless wife……..”

Well, she can’t be that ‘ditzy’ and ‘brainless’, she’s married to a millionaire and State Governor after all.
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She gets $100k worth of quality Personal Assistant at no cost to herself. She has a Staff and a Chief of that Staff to collectively go out and get her dry cleaning for her. They probably provide her with quality Boy Toys too! Again, at no cost to her.

I’don’t know about you, but I’m green with envy.

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1. Clarissa
  
  January 28, 2016
  
  Why not? Rich people are known for purchasing stupid bits of fluff that don’t get in the way a whole lot.
  
  Rauner had a real wife whom he dumped for this thing.
  
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  1. Sterculian Rhetoric
    
    January 28, 2016
    
    So he’s fickle then?
    Dumps the old for the new!
    I reckon his Chief of Staff makes even more than $100k and is probably tasked with keeping an eye out for a future ‘upgrade’ for the Guvner?
    There’s hope for me then!
    
    Dem white boys just adorbs us Asians! Innit?
    
    Nyuck, nyuck
    
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