So who’s with me on watching the Schadenfreude debate tonight? Seven lame ducks, pouty and aggrieved, trying to look relevant. This will be fun.

It’s hard not to be grateful to Trump for doing this to the Republican party.

52 responses to “Schadenfreude Debate”

  1. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    One of those seven men will be your next President. Start getting used to the idea. 🙂

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Is this your new meditation routine? 🙂

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      1. Dreidel Avatar
        Dreidel

        Do you seriously think that I’m a meditation-type person???

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        1. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

          I do!
          Try it!
          Om Padme Hum!
          Om Padme Hum!

          ॐ मणिपद्मे हूं

          The “Jewel is in the Lotus” is a euphemism for “making the beast with two backs”, which in turn is a euphemism for “boinking”, which in turn is a cacophemism for sexual intercourse.
          All good Republicans are doing it. How else do you think they’ll be able to get all sweaty with the Eng Lit or Women’s Studies Co-Eds? Innit?

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    1. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

      Shakti!
      Girlfriend!
      With a name like yours, you oughta be able to sink some ‘Sutra’ learnin’ into our poor politically naive and misguided friend, Dreidel.
      You could change his Haecceity from this

      “נס גדול היה שם”

      to this:

      “נס גדול היה פה”

      Let’s make Dreidel a ‘maidel mit a klaidel’ sort of.

      I’m a maidel mit a vayndel when it suits me.

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      1. Dreidel Avatar
        Dreidel

        Nah, Bat Girl, was hast Du mir genammt???

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      2. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

        I’m having trouble with ‘genamm’. My German is shite and my Yiddish not much better. Are you saying, “What did you call me?”
        If so,
        You heard me!

        Nyuck

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        1. Dreidel Avatar
          Dreidel

          “You heard me!”

          But I have no idea what you said.

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        2. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

          Wait a minute!
          Your name is Dreidel
          AND you don’t recognize the characters in Hebrew that are found on every Dreidel AND you don’t recognize even the simplest Yiddish?
          And you are a Doc?
          I just figgered yins to be member of the Semitic persuasion. Why choose ‘Dreidel’ if you’re not of Abraham?

          Oy Gevalt!

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          1. Clarissa Avatar

            I can’t believe we are about to have yet another round of the “Dreidel must be Jewish” game. :-))))))))))

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            1. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

              Please tell me Shakti is a girl!

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              1. Clarissa Avatar

                I have no way of peering into readers’ underwear. And I’m glad of it! 🙂

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              2. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

                When it’s done to me, it’s not the “peering” that bothers me, it’s the “trying to get into” that irks me.
                So The quintessentially Hebrew noun Dreidel is carried by a non-Jew and The equally quinttessentially Feminine non Shakti may or may not be carried by a female.

                “Curiouser and curiouser!” Cried Alice

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              3. Clarissa Avatar

                This is the age of fluid identities. . .

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              4. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

                ‘Curiouser and curiouser!” Cried Alice

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              5. Shakti Avatar
                Shakti

                On the internet, nobody knows if you’re a dog or a spinning top or the eponymous character of a ’90s teen sitcom. 🙂

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              6. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

                And I like it like that Shakti!
                I still hope yins is a girl though. “Shakti” is plenty powerful female JuJu

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              7. Dreidel Avatar
                Dreidel

                “The quintessentially Hebrew noun Dreidel”

                “Dreidel” is Judendeutsch, not Hebrew!

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              8. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

                Ha!
                So you are Jewish!
                I knew it!
                The Tutor is half Jewish – the important half.
                I am no where near Jewish.

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          2. Dreidel Avatar
            Dreidel

            “Dreidel” was the name of my first cat.

            Actually, I’m an Indian.

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            1. jeff Avatar
              jeff

              Like in Native American or in being from India?

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              1. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

                Shakti is from Hindu India
                Driedel is Native Indian from the wild westbank.
                Nyuck!

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            2. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

              I’m Burmese.
              A vamping courtesan and kitten-cute gamine.

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              1. Shakti Avatar
                Shakti

                I thought you were a librarian who fights crime.

                I still hope yins is a girl though.
                Yins or yinz? Where ever you are, drive slowly. If it’s between you and large wildlife, the wildlife will win. Unless you own a gun.

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              2. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

                We don’t have guns in the Canadas. The large fauna always win.

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              3. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

                It’s “yins”!
                I picked that up when I darkened the door at Carnegie Mellon in Picksburg one fateful semester.

                “Yins goin’ dahn tahn picksburg to see the Stillers?”

                “What’s your watch at?”

                Never did figure out what the latter meant. I kept answering, “My wrist” and the questioner would look at with an expression of equal parts horror and sympathy and walk away, slowly – backwards.

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  2. NG Avatar

    Sure I’ll watch the real time text stream for the Schadenfreude debate but only the Donald has the Sprachgefühl ‎necessary to relate to the audience. 🙂

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      It’s true, I’m sure that the only people watching the lame duck debate will be Democrats.

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      1. Dreidel Avatar
        Dreidel

        I’m be there to see who our next President will be…

        (And that’s NOT a mantra — I don’t meditate!)

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          Of course, I want Trump to win the nomination because I believe he is more stable than Cruz. But I can’t watch the whatever event he’s organizing. The fellow bores me. I only ever managed to sit through a single episode of the Apprentice. And I love reality TV.

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          1. Dreidel Avatar
            Dreidel

            “I believe he is more stable than Cruz.”

            By WHAT criteria?? Cruz has been very consistent in his nutty Tea Party views and his reptilian personality. Why do you think all his Republican colleagues hate him?

            Trump is a megalomanic sociopath who is socially liberal but is lying about his beliefs. He secretly holds the correct positions on abortion (pro), gay rights (pro), assault rifles (ban them), but is now claiming the opposite. And I don’t think he’s any more religious than I am.

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            1. Clarissa Avatar

              I agree completely with your analysis of Trump. But by “stable” I meant psychologically, not ideologically. I have a radar for creepy, freakish men that was honed by many years of experience. I sense something very unhealthy in Cruz.

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  3. Sugs Avatar

    I’m just hoping that America isn’t as stupid as Trump thinks it is.

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    1. Dreidel Avatar
      Dreidel

      Or as Sanders supporters believe it is.

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  4. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    “This is the age of fluid identities. . .”

    Clarissa, you never answered my question in the “Ethnic” posting comments about how you self-identified in the 2015 U.S. census.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Sorry, I didn’t see the question. I didn’t get the census questionnaire either and had no idea it was being sent out in 2015.

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      1. Dreidel Avatar
        Dreidel

        “I didn’t get the census questionnaire…in 2015.”

        The U.S. government does a nation-wide census every ten years during years ending in “0,” but in 2015 it also conducted a fairly wide census that apparently didn’t cover the entire country.

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  5. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    “So you are Jewish!”

    Whatever…at least the modern-day Jews know how to win their wars when they’re attacked.

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    1. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

      Damn straight boyfriend!

      You did see this post of mine, yes?

      http://sterculianrhetoric.blogspot.ca/2012/08/target.html

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      1. Dreidel Avatar
        Dreidel

        Yes, and that picture looks exactly like me, except I’m a bit skinnier and haven’t been in Israel since 1985.

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      2. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

        Doppelgänger?

        I’m frightened!
        One Tutor is bad enough but two?
        Oy Gevalt!

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  6. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

    My Prediction
    Granted I am an illegal alien in the frozen wastelands of Soviet Canukistan, but nonetheless, this is how your election will go this year.
    Trump will not win the Republican Nomination. He will then run as an Independent, siphoning votes from whomever does win the Republican Nomination. The Democrat will squeak by – whomever that will be.

    Harkens back to the 1968

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Wallace_presidential_campaign,_1968#General_election_results

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    1. Dreidel Avatar
      Dreidel

      Except George Wallace wasn’t a spoiler, even though he was the only 3rd party candidate to win any electoral votes since Teddy Roosevelt in 1912.

      I remember that race well (in 1968, not 1912!) and was very worried that Wallace would throw the election to the Democrats. Fortunately, the idiot Dems were mad at Hubert Humphrey (because of the Vietnam War — which V.P. Humphrey, certainly no Dick Cheney, had absolutely no influence over), and the base didn’t turn out to vote for him.

      What’s going to happen this year? Here’s the worse-case scenario: The major-party candidates are Trump vs. Sanders, so Bloomberg runs 3rd party, and Trump (GAD!!) wins by an even bigger majority than he would have without Bloomberg in the mix.

      Second worse-case scenario: Hillary (non-capital gad!!) wins.

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      1. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

        I didn’t put that much thought into my prediction, and frankly, I don’t know what I am talking about! Especially 1968 – it would still be 11 years before I become my mother’s crotch fruit. I’ve never heard of this Sanders bloke, or this Cruz person our gracious hostess and y’all ramble on about.
        Besides How can any of you think about the election when poor Jennifer Aniston still hasn’t found true love?

        Majuscule GAD?
        Minuscule gad?

        Clever! I’m totally nicking that!

        “……which V.P. Humphrey, certainly no Dick Cheney,…..”

        You mean he was a better shot?

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        1. Dreidel Avatar
          Dreidel

          “poor Jennifer Aniston still hasn’t found true love?”

          She got married last August!

          “‘……which V.P. Humphrey, certainly no Dick Cheney,…..’ You mean he was a better shot?”

          No, I mean that unlike V. P. Cheney, who clearly influenced George W.’s war policy, Humphrey was as totally inconsequential and completely ignored by his boss as most vice presidents.

          You might as well chill out for a while. Usually EVERYBODY posting on this website except me completely disappears each evening from about 1700 Arizona time to 2200, and my oven timer just went off, so I’ve got to go eat now.

          (Clarissa will probably return earlier than usual tonight to cover the main Republican debate. See ya!)

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          1. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

            “…..She got married last August!…..”
            What’s love got to do with marriage?
            You Yankees are so cute!

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          2. Sterculian Rhetoric Avatar

            Didn’t Dick Cheney shoot somebody on a hunt once? Or was that Rumsfeld? I get my Bush II puppeteers mixed up all the time

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  7. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    “Didn’t Dick Cheney shoot somebody on a hunt once?”

    At least Cheney didn’t drive anybody off a bridge and leave her at the bottom of a river to make sure she wasn’t pregnant, like a certain very prominent, very progressive Democrat did.

    (Before your time — if you don’t get the reference, don’t worry about it.)

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