Another Republican Debate!

~ Clarissa

20:03 – Trump calls Romney a failure. And he’s right, no matter how much people boo.

20:08 – oh God, Trump did go straight to Rubio’s penis allusions. This is such a mockery of the political process.

20:17 – the Fox moderators are so lazy. They use against Rubio the exact same taunt Trump used against him in the last debate. Could they at least come up with something original?

20:27 – nobody knows their numbers, nobody has anything to offer but wild promises and rhetoric.

20:30 – it’s disturbing how Kasich keeps attributing the oil boom to himself. Now would be a good time to ask him if he thinks he’s God.

21:02 – Trump slipped in that the 9/11 attackers were not from Iraq.

21:05 – Trump is actually absolutely right on flexibility. Enough already with the inane revelations that people changed their minds on something. Rigidity is a quality of dumb pricks like Ted Cruz. Even Trump realizes it.

21:33 – in order to bring back manufacturing jobs, Ted Cruz will repeal Obamacare. These people are deranged. There is no other word for it. Or, alternatively, they despise their voters more than I despise cockroaches.

21:52 – Kasich’s Trump / Putin ad is funny.

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Conclusion: this is very depressing.

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39 thoughts on “Another Republican Debate!”

  1. Just for Men spokesmodel ineptly tries to pull Combover’s hair. Combover starts beating up Hair Plugs. Poor male impotence commercial model has long slunk off into the sunset to play in his Celtic hair band.

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  3. Call them all the names you want — at least none of the Republican candidates are about to be indicted, and won’t be spending inauguration day in prison. Bill probably will be too busy screwing groupies to even go visit.

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  7. Presented without comment:

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          1. It’s the first video in the thread. “What in the world are you talking about?” is the reaction most older people have to this video. Alas, the <a href=”http://www.metrolyrics.com/detachable-penis-lyrics-king-missile.html’>deadpan monologue is hilarious.

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            1. “‘What in the world are you talking about?’ is the reaction most older people have to this video. ”

              Then I obviously asked the right question for my age group, didn’t I? Can you say that all of the comments in this thread are age-appropriate, for any adult that wrote them?

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              1. Your peers on that debate stage seemed to have regressed to middle school and a lot of Republican leaning independents and Republicans seem to enjoy voting for such people. It’s a little absurd to ask that they be treated with gravitas when they keep making jokes about pee pee pants, hands, makeup and how “nobody likes you” and <a href=”http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/politics/donald-trump-mitt-romney-would-have-dropped-to-his-knees-for-my-endorsement/”

                implied blow jobs. I’ve seen 6 year olds with more maturity than these candidates exhibit and nothing is as tiresome as pretending a bunch of middle aged to elderly men who act like children deserve respect or power. The Founders didn’t want callow children running the nation which is why candidates have to be at least 35 to run, but obviously being eligible for AARP does nothing for anyone’s maturity levels.

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              2. Those “peers”? Not a one of them has even reached 70 — Trump is the only one even close, and physically he’s held up better than that frumpy, pant-suited, fat 68-year-old that the Democrats are desperately hoping won’t get indicted. (You think her hair color is any more natural than his? At least he doesn’t wear contact lenses that not only correct defective distant vision, but actually change the wearer’s natural eye color to match her phony hair.)

                Bernie is the closest to my “peer” age-wise — got the most energy, too. I sincerely hope that Democrats like you nominate him to be your candidate in the general. 🙂

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  9. I saw #Justice4Flint. Kids are washing themselves with baby wipes and breaking out in boils.

    10:23 It’s PARTISAN and he’s lying and he’s ridiculous and it’s petty you thirsty hair transplant failure. Gov. Snyder knew…

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    1. It’s beautiful to see how seamlessly the republican talking points on mass shootings translate so smoothly to poisoning children.

      “Shame what happened, how awful of Democrats to POLITICIZE this tragedy. Oh well.”

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    2. Well, Obama’s EPA could have intervened in Flint months ago, if it hadn’t been too busy trying to destroy the coal industry in red states that never vote Democratic.

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        1. “for not wiping the Republican noses fast enough.”

          As opposed to wiping the asses of the Democrats yelling, “Kill coal! Wind mills on every hill! Solar panels that somehow work even on cloudy days and at midnight! Anything but nuclear, the most efficient and clean energy in the world!”

          Yes, I heard that cacophony of madness from the “Party of Labor” turning its back on loyal miners and other labor unionists whose families have voted Democratic for generations, in the mindless belief that their party would protect their livelihood, instead of abandoning them to the fantasy of an imminent, fossil-fuel-free tomorrow that exists only in the minds of liberal science fantasy writers.

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    1. Back in the days when racists burned crosses, it was all Democrats under the sheets.

      (In most elections in the South back then, The Republicans didn’t even bother to run a candidate, and whoever won the Demo primary won the general election by default.)

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  12. 10:35: I want to know why I’m not allowed to have my own tank under the 2nd amendment. Surely under this interpretation I should be able to weaponize my Brookstone drones?

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  13. I’m not sure how the condescension in telling Trump to breathe, not interrupt and count to ten is going to play.

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