Turned on the election coverage after a two-day break and discovered that Republican candidates have moved to a full-time discussion of the adventures of their penises.
The Republican convention this year has every chance of being more watched than Titanic. And as successful as the actual Titanic.
Apparently there are women who have consented to have (unrenumerated) sex with Grandpa Munster Lizard (aka Ted Cruz) several of them.
From what I’ve picked up the Rubio campaign knew about this (referring to it as #thething on twitter) but couldn’t make the story break before his campaign died. A reporter at Breitbart wanted to break the story back in February but the site is owned by a Cruz supporter and it was killed.
It remains to be seen if the MSM will pick it up or let it die.
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Zoophilia is more common than I thought, it seems. 🙂
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Cruz supporters are circulating the naked photos of Trump’s wife, as if it were a secret to anybody that she is what we now politely call a sex worker. In response, Trump’s supporters publish stories of Cruz’s alleged affairs with a crowd of women.
Nobody even tries to figure out any longer how these fellows differ on any political issues.
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“Cruz supporters are circulating the naked photos of Trump’s wife, as if it were a secret to anybody that she is what we now politely call a sex worker.”
Obviously a very skilled and competent one at that. The funniest part is that apparently the Cruz daughters like being around her…..
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Yes, she’s definitely very successful in her chosen career.
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I saw those ads and really, they’re just an advertisement for Trump. They read, “You could have a hot first lady or you could vote for an icky lizard.” Who in the world would see that ad, and think, “yeah I’m going to vote for Cruz?” I’m not cranky enough to get exercised over a former model’s naked photo shoot. Who are these people?
Speaking of “who are these people?” I continue to boggle at Cruz’s alleged affairs not because I think he’s a moral paragon but because he’s physically repulsive. But then again, there’s no accounting for taste. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
full-time discussion of the adventures of their penises.
I briefly looked at my thumbs, contemplated a puppet show and laughed.
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Exactly. Like it’s news to anybody what this Melania person is. There is a whole segment of the male population that either imports Eastern European mail order brides or wants to do so. And that group obviously votes for Trump.
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Honestly i blame the “establishment repubicans” and the entrenched wealthy class. They have played so dirty with / against trump that they have led to an entrenched battle to muddy the eventual nominee. I still think once trump is officially nominated most will rally around him and we will see how the polls respond.
It is unseemly where some of this has gone, but by far cruz and his super pac is primarily responsible for this latest feud with their absurd attack on Melania. Also, leveraging glen beck to say people are anti-christian for voting for trump. Disgusting.
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What attack on Melania? These are photos that she willingly took and placed in public circulation.
As for the rest, I wonder how these establishment Republicans managed to get Trump to muddy himself by using the gutter language that he keeps using and rolling in the dirt with creeps like Putin. They must know hypnosis.
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Shorter matt: “Trump wised-up the Republican rubes.”
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The Republican convention this year has every chance of being more watched than Titanic.
Especially if this succeeds. It will be the most exciting convention ever, if watched from a safe distance.
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