How did Putin explain to the people of Russia his connection to the offshore accounts in Panama?
He wanted to buy violins, he said. Violins for the people. Good, expensive violins. So his close friend opened the offshore account to buy violins. But the CIA doesn’t want the people of Russia to have access to good, high-quality violins, which is why it created this whole scandal.
Isn’t it kind of cool that he doesn’t even have to make the story sound not entirely insane?

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