OMG, OMG, OMG. 

I DON’T HAVE DIABETES, I DON’T HAVE DIABETES, I DON’T HAVE

I could finally get tested, and contrary to every expectation, my (very severe, second-time) gestational diabetes did not translate into permanent diabetes. You have no idea, people, how bad this gestational diabetes was. I was on sky-high doses of insulin, and it wasn’t even working. It’s a miracle that I’m back to normal after all that.

When I was placed on insulin, I was given a card to carry in my wallet. It said, 

If I act erratically, that’s not because I’m drunk. It’s because I’m a diabetic. Please give me some candy.

The candy, of course, is a way to prevent a hypoglycemic coma. It’s a very powerful feeling to be able to remove the card from the wallet, finally.

P.S. I was going to post the good news on Facebook but then changed my mind because the information feels too private for Facebook. 

9 responses to “I Don’t Have It!”

  1. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Congratulations!

    What did you do to reverse it?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      This time, frankly nothing. Maybe running around with a growing baby provided great physical exercise.

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  2. c u n d gulag Avatar
    c u n d gulag

    YAY!!!

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  3. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    Great news!

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  4. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    This is wonderful news, Clarissa! Yay!

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  5. DWeird Avatar
    DWeird

    Congratulations!

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  6. Hattie Avatar

    That is wonderful news!

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  7. Barbara Avatar
    Barbara

    Congrats! May your fasting blood sugar always stay under 100.

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  8. xykademiqz Avatar

    Yay — congrats!

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