In my 3 pm class, somebody ripped out the inside door knob and hid it in the professor’s desk. So you can’t leave the classroom without finding the knob and reattaching it.
I never want to become the kind of professor who has to come up with something like this to get students to stay.
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Or, if the building is anything like the one I work in, the knob just fell off and someone put it in the desk because they didn’t know what else to do with it.
It is surely a fire code violation, though.
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Totally! It took us a while to find the knob, reattach it and open the door. If there were an emergency, we’d be dead already.
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What a horrible professor!
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Knob is UK slang for penis – I was expecting more from this post 😉
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“Knob is UK slang for penis”
Both literal and figurative IIRC (I think I’ve heard it more figuratively, as in “Don’t be a nob….”
I was thinking “Stray Knob” was an administrator who’d gotten lost….
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I was worried people would think this is another post on Trump. :-)))))))))))))))))
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