Hey, do you know who’s to blame for the rise of white supremacy? College campuses, of course. Forget David Duke. Your SPANISH 201 instructor is the real evildoer.
Some people’s obsession with campuses rises to the levels of actual pathology. They honestly think that what we do all day is “dismissing “dead white males,” celebrating diversity, and championing multiculturalism.” When in reality what we do is the eminently boring “and now let’s conjugate the verbs in the column B” and “remember that ‘Essay 1’ is not an original and meaningful title.”
I can’t imagine even using the words “multiculturalism” and “celebrating diversity” either with students or colleagues. Except maybe as a joke at the expense of dumb clerks at the Diversity Office. I’m way too busy making sure everybody remembers to answer the exam questions in complete sentences to waste my breath on that dumb shit.

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