Stresses

Our HR department is hosting a lecture on “how to deal with holiday stresses.” I’d rather they offered a workshop on how to deal with the stress of having a useless HR department. Holidays we’ll handle just fine.

9 responses to “Stresses”

  1. Ol. Avatar
    Ol.

    We had a workshop on teaching given by a Cirque-du-Soleil clown. Since then, I wear heavy makeup in class and I reach my toes with my tongue while explaining the subjunctive.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      This is hilarious. 😃

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  2. Vic Crain Avatar

    Not that I like to defend HR departments, but a lot of people don’t handle holidays well. This is a big time of year for divorces and emergency court orders of protection. While actual suicides are not all that common, people do get depressed, and grief for lost loved ones can be acute this time of year. It’s something to notice among your students.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Jesus. Why, though? Because people drink more alcohol?

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      1. Shakti Avatar
        Shakti

        The holiday season is wrapped in gauze and sentiment. A lot of people feel pressure to pretend they have a better life than they have and more happiness than they feel.
        The contrast between the image they put out and what is actually happening is more than a lot of people can bear.

        The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

        It’s the most wonderful time of the year
        With the kids jingle belling
        And everyone telling you “Be of good cheer”
        It’s the most wonderful time of the year
        It’s the hap-happiest season of all
        With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
        When friends come to call
        It’s the hap- happiest season of all

        There’ll be parties for hosting
        Marshmallows for toasting
        And caroling out in the snow
        There’ll be scary ghost stories
        And tales of the glories of
        Christmases long, long ago

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  3. el Avatar
    el

    One would think that lectures on dealing with work-related stresses would be more relevant.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Americans, you know? They are stressed to death by the horror of not working for two days.

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      1. el Avatar
        el

        Or your HR department wants you to believe not working is the worst thing ever.

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          They are really not that complex.

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