So the leader of Catalonia Carles Puigdemont declared independence. But then immediately asked the Parlament to suspend the declaration until such time when more talks can be held.
The president of Spain’s government Rajoy asked the leader of the opposition to come over and was all like, “Hey, man, so did they declare independence or not?” And the leader of the opposition was all like, “Fuck if I know. I thought you were going to tell me.”
So now nobody has a clue what the fuck is going on.
Love Catalonia but I’m really over this shit.