Everything I wear looks like I ate a gigantic, sloppy meal in it. Even my professor regalia look that way, even though I never had a chance to eat anything in them.

5 responses to “Sloppy Regalia”

  1. cliff arroyo Avatar

    “I never had a chance to eat anything in them”

    A likely story… we’re just supposed to think new clothes are sold with borsht and mayonnaise stains on them?

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    1. Pen Avatar
      Pen

      Pre-ripped and pre-stained clothes rule the market, what are you talking about?

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    2. Clarissa Avatar

      I think I detected some egg, too, today.

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  2. David Bellamy Avatar

    The tradition in many places is that Academic robes are never washed. I think this is in keeping with their Mediæval origin.

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    1. Pen Avatar
      Pen

      Wasn’t there a period of time in some locations when they were worn on a daily basis?

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