My Autobiography

You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?

This new blogging app gives writing prompts. This was today’s. My answer is, I’d start my autobiography with the words “Mine is a life plagued by ear infections.”

I think I have an ear infection. Again. This will be the second one in less than a year.

And that’s the reason I won’t write an autobiography because who wants to read about repetitive ear infections?


5 thoughts on “My Autobiography

  1. Mine would start with:
    “This is an act of sheer egoism and there is no good reason why anyone should waste their time reading this.” :p


  2. Maybe autobiography is the wrong form for the story. What about an epic song, hymn, or even just a jingle? Could be a real earworm.

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  3. “Mine is a life plagued by ear infections.”

    And not nostalgia for banana yoghurt after all?

    My first sentence: “There is no way I’m going to be sharing anything important with you yahoos.”


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