COVID Cure

So, I’m sick with COVID. Bad symptoms, both respiratory and gastrointestinal. Plus, very unpleasant muscle spasms and fear of food.

But I found a cure. Maybe it only works on me but who knows? It doesn’t hurt to try.

The cure is alcohol-free Blue Moon beer. Maybe alcoholic beer works, too, but I didn’t try it. I drank a can, and it’s extraordinary. I feel quite human.

The human body is truly fascinating.