A German colleague at the conference asked where I teach.

“Illinois,” I said and he lit up like a Christmas tree. I never saw European colleagues react like this to Illinois.

“That’s where your next president is from!” the German professor exclaimed. “He’s amazing!”

I thought I was losing the plot because I haven’t been out of the news cycle for so long that I’d miss a new star in the American political firmament.

“JB Pritzker!” the colleague explained, seeing my befuddled look.

In Spanish we say this is like mentioning a rope in the house of a person who hung himself.

5 responses to “The Next American President”

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    Anonymous

    oh no I hope that person doesn’t see the future. The horror

    Amanda

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Between the slender Newsom and the corpulent Pritzker, Dems will go with the former. Which is not much of an improvement, of course.

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        oldcowboy3

        Great, sorta like having a choice of being hung or fighting a mad dog ;-D

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          Keep him there, maybe?

          I know, I know, nobody wants this jerk. We’ve been cursed with loser presidential sons.

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