Robotic Lamp

First of all, this is mega ugly. Also, yes, it’s a brilliant idea to have a robot spy on you in bed. In addition, I don’t want anyone who isn’t legally married to me to touch my underwear and have any interaction with it at all.

Are people that lazy that they’d sacrifice privacy and beauty to … this?

11 responses to “Robotic Lamp”

  1. methylethyl Avatar

    People already take their phones into the bedroom, bathroom, private meetings, and everywhere else. That’s a camera, a microphone, a geolocator, and an internet connection, everybody knows it, and very few seem to care at all. They don’t care about their own privacy, and they don’t care about the privacy of anybody around them, either.

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    Anonymous

    my problem isn’t folding the clothes, it’s putting them away….

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  3. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    I actually like doing laundry and folding clothes.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I love it, too. And I have a lot of tiny socks to fold. I don’t know why people make such a big deal out of it. You can listen to a book or watch TV while doing it. It’s relaxing.

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    Anonymous

    Okay, I enjoy and occasionally write and sell science fiction, but there’s no way in hell that those robotic arms are capable of autonomously locating and then precisely folding laundry items casually tossed on the bed.

    The arms are either being carefully guided by an off-screen human operator, OR they’ve been pre-set to pick up laundry placed EXACTLY in a VERY specific location and pattern on the bed — which no ordinary housewife is going to do.

    I was born 80 years ago, not yesterday.

    Dreidel

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    1. methylethyl Avatar

      digitally animated.

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    Demotrash

    I wouldn’t even want a maid in my home doing this stuff, let alone this infernal device.

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  6. cliff arroyo Avatar

    “First of all, this is mega ugly”

    Yikes! I was not prepared for the two lamps to turn into insect arms…. totally gives me Bloodchild vibes…

    Bloodchild being a classic SF short story about humans being used by giant sentient insects as incubators for their larvae. The insects actually like the humans and treat them as well as they can (while keeping them drugged up), and the humans sometimes curl up in the insects embrace….

    (That is your nightmare fuel for today).

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      Anonymous

      Hey, Cliff —

      The story you’re referring to sounds fascinating! Can you give me a link (or at least a title that I can search for), just for the pleasure of reading it? Thanks!

      Dreidel

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        Anonymous

        Ah, sorry. Cliff — I just reread your post and realize that the title is “BLOODCHILD.” So I’ll just do a search for that, unless you have a more direct link to share.

        Dreidel

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        1. cliff arroyo Avatar

          “unless you have a more direct link”

          Background:

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodchild_and_Other_Stories

          Here are some links for it:

          https://archive.org/details/1540992824-octavia-butler-bloodchild/mode/2up

          Here’s an audio version:

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