Radioactive

Once, just once I bought at Walmart, and the shrimp turned out to be radioactive.

God is trying to tell me something.

4 responses to “Radioactive”

  1. Random reader Avatar
    Random reader

    Don’t buy any kind of perishable food at Walmart. Bad idea. Walmart is for non-perishables and things.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I know, this was stupid. I’m off to a normal, overpriced store now.

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    2. methylethyl Avatar

      Seconded, mostly. I do shop there (can’t afford not to), but certain things I don’t buy there if I can help it: ground beef, produce, breadstuffs, all worth paying more somewhere else. Publix and Aldi are acceptable.

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  2. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Shrimp imported from east and south east asia (pretty much the main suppliers for cheap US stores) are grown in literal sewers. Avoid avoid avoid!

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