In Tony Tulathimutte’s short story “The Feminist”, a young man whose faithful application of the principles learned in a Gender Studies program fails to result in any dates writes the following online dating app:

He/him/his (or whatever pronouns you are most comfortable with). Unshakably serious about consent. Abortion’s #1 fan. Loves books, Thai food, a glass of vinho verde on my balcony, endless conversation… and did I mention books? I can usually be found haunting the bookstores and bakeshops of our fair burgh, when I’m not dismantling the imperialist male supremacist hetero patriarchy. But I’d also be fine saying “To hell with it!” and staying at home for an Agnes Varda marathon sesh followed by discussion… and perhaps a wee snogfest? I *always* do my own cooking (thanks
Mom!) so I’ll make a killer brunch for you! Trans women are women, duh. All races, ethnicities, and body types-but NOT all ages-very welcome! Mutual GGG.

I hope this put a smile on your face on this beautiful Sunday afternoon.

6 responses to “Quote of the Day”

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    Anonymous

    OT, but Chris Bray in this post has assembled a haiku-like set of X posts about Portland. Don’t even really have to read the article to get it:

    https://chrisbray.substack.com/p/they-did-the-meme

    Pinot’s exquisite

    (three narcan to bring her back)

    So everything’s fine

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    oldcowboy3

    All right Kid, enough is enough! Feminists cannot stand the truth ;-D

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    oldcowboy3

    What, two down votes, you churlish wenches! That was a romance ;-D

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  4. oldcowboy3 Avatar
    oldcowboy3

    Now c’mon try to be fair, maybe the three of you shouldn’t have drank all those boxes of cheap wine and tried to drive ;-D

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  5. Avi Avatar
    Avi

    oldcowboy3

    So true indeed !

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  6. xykademiqz Avatar

    *sigh* I miss Dreidel in your comments.

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