One person’s heaven is another’s hell:
For my sins, I will be tortured in hell by being forced to experience a morning nanny.
Truly, human variety is extraordinary. To think that there are people who willingly subject themselves to morning nanny and actually seek one out. For money. Unbelievable.
This is a perfectly crafted tweet with a topic that’s guaranteed to get engagement. Note that innocent little “turn on the coffeemaker” bit in the end. He’s going to be able to pay for at least a couple of weeks of his morning nanny’s salary from this tweet. Well done lol.
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It’s a brag: my house is large enough that someone can come putter around in the kitchen every morning without bothering any of us.
-ethyl
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“It’s a brag: my house is large enough”
In his responses he even mentions that the ‘morning nanny’ is just one of his disposable servants….
We’re back in the victorian age.
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To go to all that hassle to avoid turning on your own coffeemaker or walking your own dog is so weird. Why even get a dog then?
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“Why even get a dog then?”
Silly questions! So neighbors can watch your servant taking it for a walk….
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It’s also really interesting that he calls this person a nanny. She’s a nanny to adults, it seems, because these are adult responsibility. Is that how he sees himself? As a small child?
He could have easily said assistant. But he chose differently.
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I would be tortured by “anytime” nanny, not just the morning one…
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