A happy, chirpy administrator was giving a presentation today about yet another increase in federal compliance rules. The professors in the room were not excited about the need to redo the entirety of our materials by the end of April to be in compliance with this new round of insane compliance.

The chirpy administrator tried everything she could think of to get us as enamored of the proposed as she is.

“When I think about these different folders I have to create for compliance,” she twaddled excitedly, “I like to think of them as separate but equal. And that really helps!”

I hope somebody helps her figure out how great it is for her that it isn’t year 2021.

4 responses to “No Longer Scary”

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    Anonymous

    Please tell me the folders are different colors.

    😀

    -ethyl

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      THEY. ARE.

      These meetings are so tedious that I’m grateful for any comic relief. The facial expressions of the faculty were priceless.

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    Avi

    Another great example of witless compliers with the regime making fools of themselves .

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    random reader

    Sadly, they are about to torture us with the same here. No chirpy administrators though.

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