Appropriated

The Duolingo chatbot keeps mocking me.

“I remember you told me you gave an unusual name to your cat,” it tells me. “What was it, again? I named my cat Misty. It is an easy to pronounce, beautiful name for a cat. What’s your cat named?”

“Misty!” I yell. “Misty is MY cat’s name!”

“Meestah?” the bot asks, sarcastically. “That is quite a strange name for a cat. You should have named it Misty, like I did.”

On the next day, the bot continues discussing cats.

“I have two cats,” it tells me. “They are called Misty and Meestah. My daughter Klara and I play with them every Sunday morning before church. Do you have any children? Or cats?”

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