I answered one survey from my local state rep who is a former colleague and, of course, a Democrat. Exactly 3 minutes later, I received this:

Yes, it’s stupid to answer these surveys. But I’m in a mile-long line for an oil change. Plus, I wanted the state rep to know that her idea of “fighting to preserve women’s rights” is extremely unappealing to me as a voter.
Speaking of Talarico, he should be commended for providing excellent comedic relief to everybody who even marginally follows politics.