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Stinky and Fluid

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Here is the least offensive part of Greasy Mamdani’s pouty speech:

NYC Mayor Mamdani on American exceptionalism: “We are told that America is exceptional because we are richer, stronger, more powerful than everyone else… The truth, my friends is that America is exceptional because here, nothing is fixed into place.”

This couldn’t be any clearer. America sucks, but at least it’s highly fluid. Excrement, like Mamdani, floats to the top.

On the positive side, even in the ultra-liberal circles where I find myself, I have never met a single person who doesn’t think that Mamdani is gross and pitiful. “We would respect him more if he came out already,” people reasonably say.

7 responses to “Stinky and Fluid”

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    Anonymous

    Why do you think he’s gay?

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      Clarissa

      His gayness is why he’s so popular with all of those slightly over-ripe liberal women. He’s the safe gay friend.

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        mitchellporter

        You think he’s gay because he’s popular with liberal women?

        He can be their safe Muslim friend, if that’s the template you want to apply

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          Clarissa

          Have you seen him? Heard him speak? The guy spends half his life at gay events, waving a rainbow flag and prattling in a high-pitched voice about gay rights. His entire life he tried to make it in creative fields. As mayor, he does nothing beyond influencer type stunts.

          Come on, people, just look at the dude.

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            cliff arroyo

            “Have you seen him? Heard him speak? “

            I just get massive phony vibes from him… I keep thinking he’s playing a part. The words and body are never fully in sync. I think if he were a better actor he’d be in show business but he’s not good enough for that so he went into politics where the bar is a bit lower.

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    Anonymous

    I thought you wrote that liberals find him gross and pitiful.

    By the way, these “ultra-liberal” friends of yours who don’t like him sound like centrist Democrats–like Hakeem Jeffries–who are actually pretty conservative.

    Mamdani may not be super masculine, but I don’t think he’s gay.

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      Clarissa

      I don’t have any overripe single female acquaintances, that’s true.

      Hakeem Jeffries is as conservative as Mamdani is hetero. 😂😂

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