We have a colleague in an already dying program who wants to work 100% remotely. But in our college, this doesn’t exist. We are not an online school. The administration is refusing to allow this, and rightfully so. The enrollments in this program are already abysmally low, and students are not interested in online courses.

The colleague made several overtures in this direction when I was department chair. They were very unsuccessful. Now that the new department chair is in place, the colleague in question decided to lay siege to her. She announced that, unless her request is granted, she is going to move into the office and camp out there indefinitely. She dragged a small couch from the student lounge into the office and is now camping out there.

There is no shower in the office, so the situation is already getting a little ripe.

The funniest part is that this person is not our most problematic colleague. We got somebody even more difficult than this.

6 responses to “Not the Problematic Colleague”

  1. Random reader Avatar
    Random reader

    Is the colleague near the retirement age? The last person I know who tried this (teaching fully online, not camping at the office) has simply retired after being unsuccessful.
    Also, I like the irony of a colleague who insists on being fully remote is camping on campus waiting for their demands to be met (they are likely punishing themselves the most with this plans). Sounds like a perfect time to get some in person teaching done while they are living on campus. If the enrollments are low enough, teaching may be done in the office.

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  2. pizzagracefullyab9c1ab0ed Avatar
    pizzagracefullyab9c1ab0ed

    So to be remote… you are camping out on campus in the least remote way possible.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      She’s trying to make a point that it’s so hard for her to get to campus that she’d rather sleep in the office. Why is it hard for her to get to campus? Because she moved to a town pretty far away this summer. Why did she move so far away, knowing that it will be next to impossible for her to get to campus? Because that’s the best argument for working remotely.

      There was another colleague who moved to Connecticut and then threw a gigantic fit when he was told that he has to come to work in order to get his salary. He was a white male, so that didn’t work for him.

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  3. cliff arroyo Avatar

    “not our most problematic colleague”

    Seems like a whole lotta psychology/psychiatry dissertation material is lurking in your department.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I wish I had even a tiny spark of a literary talent. Imagine a novel one could write about all of this. This is a wealth of priceless material that begs to be turned into a work of fiction.

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      1. Random reader Avatar
        Random reader

        I think you sell yourself short. Please write that book. I hope your colleague will go home at least for the weekend.

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