I was asked what I think about Trump’s plan to not give federally backed college loans to students who want to pursue financially non-viable programs of study.

I don’t think it’s going to do much on a practical level because the success of the scheme hinges on students correctly reporting their major, which, as I have ascertained during my 20 years in American higher education, is not an easy proposition. Programs having to prove their financial viability will create an additional level of bureaucracy, and I know how we all love that. It’s not going to be much of a solution.

I do believe, and I think everybody would agree with me, that college loans as a phenomenon need to be phased out. We need to change our mentality around college education altogether. And by “we,” I mean both those who consume the product and those who sell it.

This will require a gigantic cultural shift. Every year, crowds of prospective students and their parents go on often long, grueling, and expensive trips to visit potential colleges. This behavior is insane and should not be happening unless we’re talking about seriously wealthy people who are not doing any of it on credit. Nobody else needs to visit anything. People should go to a cheap local state school, live at home (whether with parents or renting with a couple of friends they have known since elementary school), have a job, forget all of the ridiculous movies and TV series about the college “experience”, and not get into debt in order to buy that experience.

For a variety of reasons, most of them not bad, people mature later today than they did 40 years ago. They are pushed at the age of 18 out of family and community and plunged into a life of crushing freedom from any limitation and any responsibility that they go into debt to purchase. Look at those kids at Cornell with their drunken, drug-fueled orgy. These are very rich kids, so they will be fine. But how about normal young people who handicap their own lives with a mountain of debt to engage in something like this? Imagine how much happier these kids would be if they couldn’t stay up partying until 6 am because they had to be at work by 7.

Do you know why college education has become so expensive? The costs of actual instruction have not risen. What did rise is the “experience” aspect of higher education. Colleges compete in who offers an experience that looks as close as possible to the utter, stupid, idiotic fantasy depicted in whatever the modern version of Gilmore Girls is.

What Trump is doing is not going to solve this problem. We will have to solve this problem in our own heads. It’s definitely not going to be solved by college loan forgiveness because that’s an invitation to engage in more of this very crazy, self-defeating behavior.

Almost $2 trillion in college loan debt. Poured down the drain in a futile effort to pretend that class differences do not exist. This is the costliest experiment of keeping up with the Joneses in human history, and it needs to end.

7 responses to “Trump’s Plan for College Loans”

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    Anonymous

    my first year of college was a wasted $40k “experience” where I learned nothing other than rich people and their kids live on a different planet entirely.

    i failed all of my classes, did too many drugs, had random sex, and felt like a horrible shadow of myself. The only friends I made on campus came from similar (humble) upbringings as myself. We all left the fancy liberal arts college without graduating.

    i came home, took two part-time jobs, rang up my friends who were still in my hometown area, and went to the local public 4 year school while I lived at home. I actually learned a lot, and made great friends. I still experimented with drugs/sex, but it was way less than I would have away from home. I had people around me who cared about me and had known me since I was elementary-aged. They kept my head on straight and we looked out for each other.

    I agree, the college experience is a nasty farce and I am lucky I only wasted one year and trying to replicate it. The two local private universities in my city offer free tuition/room&board for all city residents who get accepted into their universities. I am still going to encourage my kids to look into the public options because TBH the private universities are still full of rich kids who aren’t going to college for the same reasons as my kids.

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      Thank you for sharing this story. The idea that young people, teenagers, should leave all of their friends and everything they know and go into this completely strange environment where they have nothing to do other than what we have seen in Cornell is ridiculous. That they would actually get into crushing lifelong debt to pay for the privilege is even worse. The whole idea is class warfare that the rich wage against normal people.

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    Anonymous

    I had a friend’ kid willing to do an undergrad designed for students who didn’t know what to study, at UMich. Just to have the college experience. The parents of the kid were willing to go into debt way over their heads. They asked my opinion, which couldn’t be more against the absurd idea of going to study “I don’t know what and will keep paying crazy tuition until I find out”. Thankfully, they got over the massive peer pressure of all those senior high school kids, parents and visits and decided on an in-state school for a highly employable degree.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      It’s great that you did it. We need to talk to people. We need to explain why this is a terrible idea.

      In case people don’t know what is being referred to with “the degree designed for students who didn’t know what to study”, it is actually a thing. It can be called integrative studies or anything else equally meaningless. It’s one of those mega-ridiculous, utterly useless things.

      Unless people have encountered it, they would not even believe the amount of lunacy that exists in academia.

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    Anonymous

    Not sure where the assortative courting-and-mating alternatives are. Covid Panic restrictions killed many, and colleges can be terrible for that, though some are still useful enough for it to be a drae, and a handful make it explicit.

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    Anonymous

    This is what surprises me with colleges abroad and colleges at home. Most people outside of the US go to colleges in their area, unless they are truly exceptional students then they go to a more prestigious one. A very real problem is that most students in the US are not impressive but we’ve convinced them that going to some place where they are made to feel impressive is more important than results.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Exactly. They spend their late teens and early 20s drinking themselves to death to overcome the trauma of being plunged into a completely new environment where they don’t know anybody and don’t get any guidance on how to organize their lives. Instead of having jobs and setting themselves up for adulthood, they get into debt. And after finishing college, they’re supposed to relocate again and start the whole sorry thing from the beginning, but now saddled with college loans.

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