If he has any experience whatsoever, he should know that the woman is announcing that they will have sex tonight. She will argue throughout it loudly with herself about how she really shouldn’t be doing every stage of it, but still.
Please don’t ask me why they do it. I’ve never been able to figure it out. But this kind of written warning has existed since text messaging has existed, and it always means the same thing.
Well, in the words of Two Chord Gord: “She’s been looking like a queen in a sailor’s dream and she don’t always say what she really means” ;-D
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I think the tell was “went home with him from a bar.”
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Nah it’d be the same if they met at the library. The tell is that, unprompted, she’s saying that they won’t sleep together tonight. Which means she’s been considering it already, which means she’s half-persuaded – we don’t think about whether or not we will sleep with a dude if it’s obvious to us that we won’t, and thus it doesn’t cross our minds to inform the dude with no chance that he has no chance. This is a really obvious case because she’s also metaphorically batting eyelashes at him, but it’d be v probable even if she wasn’t going to such effort to make it clear she would love to hang out.
Clarissa, some women find persuasion very exciting, and will therefore engineer situations in which they’re to be persuaded out of their smallclothes 🙂 If it helps improve their evening, who are we to judge.
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Oh, my dear friend. Have you heard about the Cornell 7? Do you know what it means for me? I’m a mandated reporter, even though I only work with adults.
Bitches can’t decide who they want to sleep with, and then I’m stuck in endless trainings on how to help them figure it out.
We’re living in a culture where women want to engage in extraordinary promiscuity while pretending and having everybody else pretend that that’s not what they’re doing. I have no idea why they’re doing that, but this routinely erupts in all sorts of very bizarre scandals.
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“I’m stuck in endless trainings on how to help them figure it out.”
LOL Kid, good luck with that. Men measure and we cannot — because not all women are the same. Many womens’ drive peaks at or just prior to ovulation, but not all. Further, at least some women with numerous previous mates seem to have difficulty achieving normal attraction/bonding. During the second wave, some feminists deliberately ridiculed the older and wiser women that had to some extent guided young women.
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