Congratulations, Floridians! You got yourselves another Republican governor. Also, the horrible Angie Nixon was defeated in Florida.

My own state is no use to anybody but Florida is showing up great in the election.

7 responses to “Election Results”

  1. overgrownhobbit Avatar
    overgrownhobbit

    Florida was the first state, waaay back when a Red mid-term wave was turned into a trickle by voter fraud, to tackle corrupted election systems.

    The cackling crone of Broward County who proudly posted her personal multiple votes to social media–as the County Election Officer–got the axe first.

    Surprise, surprise: Men reap what they sow.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. methylethyl Avatar

      Wish a few other states would try arresting people for obvious vote fraud. It works wonders.

      Like

      1. Clarissa Avatar

        Georgia elected Keisha Bottoms governor. As God is my witness, I don’t get it. She’s a race-baiting clinical moron. Georgia, of all places. Very sad.

        Like

  2. methylethyl Avatar

    Some of those margins were waaaay too close. We need to repatriate some Pacific coasters.

    Still. The rest of y’all need to get your houses in order. Looking at you, TX, NC, OH…

    Like

    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Exactly. At least Florida is staying red. Texas and North Carolina are a huge disappointment.

      I’m glad I couldn’t go on my channel to provide election night commentary because it’s extremely depressing.

      Like

      1. ed Avatar
        ed

        This really comes as a surprise to you?

        Like

  3.  Avatar
    Anonymous

    It’s a Republican bloodbath tonight, and you’re coping about some races in Florida that came way waay tighter than expected? Cope harder.

    Like

Leave a Reply

A conservative literary critic and college professor